wzrdkelley:

tarynel:

emare1990:

tarynel:

emare1990:

tarynel:

My clit is sore from all the masturbating I did last night. :-(

My Dick is sore from all the masturbating I did last night. :-(

This is depressing

Lets do something about this.

Nah.

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jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn
transcendencies:

Guys my cousin Brooklyn is missing. He was last seen from the LL Bean store at Old Orchard mall in Skokie Ill. At 1:45 pm. If you’re in the area and know anything or see him please please call the police right away. Message me with any information you know. Please signal boost this so bloggers in the area can keep an eye out for him. Thank you

dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

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aetheric-aesthetic:

River Wild Pine
Ricketts Glen State Park August, 2014
TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.